Senior Year:

What year
was it? Would've been 1989 if I
had actually graduated.

What were your three favorite
bands? Judas Priest, Ozzy
Ozbourne, and W.A.S.P.

What was your favorite outfit?
Jeans, Hi-tops, concert shirt,
biker jacket.

What was up with your hair?
Long, blond, and straight.
Parted in the middle and feathered.

Who were your best friends? Brian
Novotony, Joel Bloom, Doug Chesney, Chris Zeller.

What did you do after school?
Hung out, smoked, played Sega/nintendo/3DO.

Where did you work? On
the weekends I would work down in South Water Market
chopping vegetables.

Did you take the bus? Yeah,
but I would skateboard over to my friend's stop a
couple of miles away to hang out with them and get a giant coffee
from the McDonalds that was right at the pick-up spot.

Who did you have a crush on?A
lot of girls. Always the ones who ran with the most hard-assed guys,
so I never stood a chance.

Did you fight with your parents?
Yes. I was an outright bastard
to my mother. I used to tell her to go fuck
herself right in front of friends and family.

Who did you have a CELEBRITY
crush on? Doro Pesch and Lita
Ford

Did you smoke
cigarettes? Yep.

Did
you lug all of your books around in your backpack all day because
you
were too nervous to find your locker?
Books? What books?

Did you
have a 'clique'? Wouldn't have
phrased it that way, but I guess you could have called it that.

Did
you have "The Max" like Zach Kelly and Slater? WTF
is “The Max”? (File under NO)

Admit it, were you
popular? Not even close.

Who did you want to be just
like? Not really.

What did you want to be when you
grew up? I had kinda counted on
being dead by 20. Didn't look to far beyond that.

Where
did you think you'd be at the age you are now?
See above.